Honing Your Culinary Skills to Seduce Mankind and Make Your Grandmother Proud

Anyone can cook, but being able to cook well is an ultimate power move. Your man is acting out? Remind him that a quesadilla-potsticker diet is not a place he wants to return to. Friends being rude? Enjoy never tasting a seasoned vegetable for the rest of your days. In-Laws trying to curse your marriage?…

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Sherry Pasta Sauce

This is a recipe I've been working on lately. It's a really simple cream sherry sauce that literally any vegetable can be added to. Make sure to season it well as the sherry is a very sweet flavor and you need savory spices like paprika or cayenne to balance it all out. Basic Ingredients: Half…

French Minis

Listen, I love the concept of having a 12 step skin care routine and a vanity filled with beautifully packaged lotions and potions to photograph, but my reality is a small space and a tight budget. I can't afford to splurge on full size products just to try them out, so as an alternative I've…

Stressful But Successful

The fumigation is finally over. That was a very disruptive start to my week. I would not recommend commuting from San Francisco to San Jose during rush hour for any reason. On top of that I had to cart all of my plants and my cats with me. That was a production in itself, but…

Banishing A Witch’s Curse

It's been an exhausting week to say the least. A quick summary of events, my car was broken into and both my purse and wallet were stolen. The glimmer of hope I had when realizing my license had not been taken was quickly snuffed when it fell out of my pocket while walking the day…

Can Older Generation Survivors Stop Shaming Young Survivors, or Will You Implode If You Don’t Center Every Issue Around How Right You Are.

TW: Rape, Sexual Assault, Rape Culture, Victim Blaming Caitlin Flanagan wrote this victim blaming think piece from hell on the current Aziz Ansari allegations as if a mob of college aged women were about to storm his apartment and dine on his flesh. Flanagan says she is also a survivor who just cannot relate to the…

Nice Guys Die Last

TW: for graphic angry discussion on sexual assault/rape I have tried to live in my repressed emotions hole for the last few months as sexual misconduct allegations have flooded my social media with no end in sight, but now I must breach my safety hole to come tell all of you men to shut the…